Get Rich Quick Money Making Schemes

I think the ideal goal to make money is to make a lot of it in as little as possible. Being an overnight millionaire would be the ideal money making scheme. Of course no one makes that kind of money in a day unless you're Steve Jobs, winning the lottery or if you're a robber and managed to mug Steve Jobs in the streets (in which case, well done).

Although they won't make you a millionaire overnight, he's some quick ways to make some money. I cannot say that I have done all of these but I can imagine some are entirely possible to make a living out of.

Sperm Donors - Does what it says on the tin. Spunk your way to make some cash. I believe you get about 30 quid per cup. Doesn't sound bad for 10 minute's work. Although making a living out of this means that you will have one arm abnormally more muscly than the other for a long while. The other downside is that the kid that comes out of your tadpoles can eventually find you and I think you'll have a pretty hard time trying to explain that you gave someone your sperm so that you can afford that new PS3 daddy wanted back in the day.

Professional Gambler/Poker Player - It's simple. Bet half a million on red and you'll double it do a million just less than half the time :). Time taken: about 30 seconds, time to recieve: about 10 seconds. Time to realise you spewed off half a million quid in 30 seconds: half a second. Or start with a $100 and work your way up and see how far you can run like God and then trip up like a dog.

Becoming a professional poker is another risky one. Simply play for half a million against Tom Dwan (those of you who don't know, Tom Dwan is one of the biggest cash game players in the world) and then just go all in every hand and hope the cards go your way :P

Get Spam for Free iPods! - Would you like a free iPod? Alright, you can get one by giving me your house address, your privacy and personal details along with 20 other people's personal details so we can spam you with junk mail for the next 2-200 years and you can (possibly) get it for free! These pyramid schemes are massive and the effort you need to get these things aren't worth the effort. To make it, you first of all sacrifice your email details, personal details, house calls as well as 5 other friends (or any other people) to do the same thing (meaning you need about 25 people altogether) and then they'll send you your iPod. This process will probably take a good few months not only to find the people but also for the company to cough it up. I wouldn't be suprised if it never comes out. You can probably get your iPod for free in less time by working for a few weeks in a shop of somesort (also known as A JOB!).

Here's an obvious one that many people won't always realise...

Hobo/Bum/Beggars - With enough work (or begging), you can dress up as a bum and beg for cash. Work well enough and I'm pretty sure you can make minimum wage in a day. Dress is pretty cheap. No need to pay for showers, uniforms or legs. It's always worth a punt. Of course you're always against competition with the real hobos so you're gonna have to get an edge somehow. Steal their bag of 'Big Issues' and start selling them and keeping all the sales perhaps.

Patent the Wheel - You'd make zillions off of that. But I think that's taken so....

Selling a kidney - Since people can actually survive with 1 kidney, you could sell your other one for a decent price. Just make sure that you have 1 spare and that you're happy to go under the knife. I'm not sure about the price but I've heard there's a wide range of prices but I can imagine you can buy a small boat with it (or maybe a raft perhaps)

I also have one more get rich quick money making scheme to give out but if you really wanna know, please pay £100 into my account and I will tell you :P

(Let's see how much I can make off that last idea :P)